A few more sentences you won't see anywhere else

Have you seen my left tibia?

Woo! It smells like clean underwear in here!

You know the problem with Stephen King books? They're too short.

Grandma left her vibrator in my sock drawer again.

The new Grand Theft Auto game has a secret level where you play as the Pope.

This soup needs more Draino.

I get my parenting advice from Britney Spears.

All I want for Christmas is an ulcer.

She got her looks from her father's side of the family as a wedding present.