More sentences you'll never read anywhere else

Oscar winner Paris Hilton met with the Pope Clyde today at Queen Camilla's cabana.

I gave you my heart. Can I please have my aorta back?

My gym shorts are made of cactus.

"Hi, I'm Marlon Brando for SlimFast."

The dentist removed my prostate by mistake.

"The paisley zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no parking in a fuschia zone."

Why, yes, I would like a free colonoscopy, Reverend.

I found it on the street, and I thought it'd make a good salad dressing.

Get off my emu.

Did you see Judy Dench in Playboy this month?