From the reject pile

I submitted these to McSweeney's Internet Tendency but they were rejected. I did get one list in, though, and I'll keep trying. But come on ... these aren't THAT bad, are they?

OK, they are. But let's see you do better.

Suggested names for the inevitable Panic! At the Disco cover bands
Ennui. at the Laundromat
Disappointment; at the DMV
Nausea! at the Kinko's
Self-Doubt? at the Checkout


Rejected Names For "The Dick Van Dyke Show"
Make Room For Dick
Leave It To Dick
I Love Dick
My Little Dick
The Beverly Dickbillies
Sally, The Man-Hungry Spinster