Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Why Jesus Christ is on the no-fly list

He's Middle Eastern.
He promotes radical change.
He doesn't carry ID.
He's the leader of a small, well-organized group known as the Apostles.
He's obviously a religious fanatic, going around saying he's the son of God.
He's a convicted criminal, according to the Sanhedrin.
No one can account for his activities between the age of 13 to 30.
Some guy who got busted for possession gave the police his name as a joke, despite the admonition not to take the Lord's name in vain, and the police never cleared his record.


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