Ways the world would be different if cats were the dominant species on the planet

Napping would be an Olympic event.

Instead of "Cats," Broadway's longest-running play would be "Humans."

Tuna would be an endangered species.


"The Lion King" would have won Best Picture in 1994.

Chick Fil-A's slogan would be "Eat More Dogs."

We wouldn't be in Iraq. Or Afghanistan. Or anywhere else for that matter. Cats don't have foreign policies.

Can openers could be operated without opposible thumbs.

Instead of Harry Potter, kids would be breathlessly reading about the adventures of Hermoine's cat.

The Internet's biggest problem: Kitty porn.