10 ways the Titanic disaster could have been worse

It could have been carrying ice cream and candy for poor, starving orphans.

Instead of Leonardo DiCaprio drowning, it could have been Leonardo DaVinci.

Rather than having too few lifeboats, it could have been not enough coffee.

The band could have had an accordion, and the only song they knew was "Come On Eileen."

Instead of hitting an iceberg, it could have landed in Delaware.

The onboard movie could have been "Titanic."

Instead of life jackets, the passengers could have been given balloon animals.

The captain could have been Adolf Hitler.

The name of the boat could have been "HMS Mr. McSinky."

They could have charged the passengers for soft drinks.