Poor guy may have to change his name

From FirstCoastNews.com

PORTLAND, OR -- An 88-year-old woman was surprised in her home when she came in from collecting some firewood for her stove and found 46-year-old Michael Dick there...naked.

Police say Dick followed her around the house and began pushing himself against her.

The woman retaliated.

When Dick pushed her into a chair she grabbed his genitals. Dick fled the home and was soon picked up by local authorities based on a description provided to them by the woman.

Dick is being held and is going to be charged with burglary, harassment and indecency.

The woman, while shaken, is unharmed.

At least his name wasn't Michael Hunt.